Hapless Point
Leeds
Blessings Tam San dude
Like totally sorry I haven't been in touch for like an age, man. I have been like totally wrapped up in a new cohort of disciples fresh from the mountains, in the Great City Region for the first time. It's like totally awesome. (And I have been shagging that chick from The Cross Terrier on the side - she's a part time lifeguard at the John Smeaton Leisure Pool, so she has a lot of spare time on her hands....not any more.)
Your plight has like gone totally noticed, but we are having a bit of trouble getting the bail. Mick Psmythe is like really digging your plight and is cool with the idea of paying us a wad, but he wants like a stack of outputs and outcomes in return, and reckons on about eighteen months to get the deal through with The Big Cheeses. Their chairman gets his hashish from the same dealer as me, so I have like totally got a link through there, man. I'm on it brother. Totally.
Same shit's going down in The City of Dreams as ever. Still like nowhere near the amount of trees we like need. And I am still telling everyone that'll stand long enough to listen
I've like entirely dug the reason our fellows from The East (Qong Cer Van Zi) are with you in your plight, if under tighter security regime. It's been in like all the papers, man. Awesome. Apparently, there's been this whole tax evasion thing going on down there in the Black Woods. The fellows have like been selling vast numbers of leisure slacks and action shirts to Millets for knock-down prices, and not like totally claiming it on their tax returns. That and some dodgy re-selling of spanking new Vectras to Dales Autos at Cro Qi Hill. It was totally a case of a fit-up by all accounts. The fuzz had gotten on the trail and the chaps you met were found red-handed with a Vauxhall full of well-pressed contraband at the Big Bite Cafe in Fulford. Like totally awesome.
Have to like go man. I am on a promise with The Chick, and then I'm at the temple for some female initiations tonight, so I will need to get some shut-eye and a quick meditate.
Like, totally take care of yourself dude. I have enclosed some shower gel in one of those totally cool squeezable jars with the cool, useful hook on the cap. Saves you bending down in the shower, if you like know what I mean, man.
Write soon.
Master Sim San
Leeds
Blessings Tam San dude
Like totally sorry I haven't been in touch for like an age, man. I have been like totally wrapped up in a new cohort of disciples fresh from the mountains, in the Great City Region for the first time. It's like totally awesome. (And I have been shagging that chick from The Cross Terrier on the side - she's a part time lifeguard at the John Smeaton Leisure Pool, so she has a lot of spare time on her hands....not any more.)
Your plight has like gone totally noticed, but we are having a bit of trouble getting the bail. Mick Psmythe is like really digging your plight and is cool with the idea of paying us a wad, but he wants like a stack of outputs and outcomes in return, and reckons on about eighteen months to get the deal through with The Big Cheeses. Their chairman gets his hashish from the same dealer as me, so I have like totally got a link through there, man. I'm on it brother. Totally.
Same shit's going down in The City of Dreams as ever. Still like nowhere near the amount of trees we like need. And I am still telling everyone that'll stand long enough to listen
I've like entirely dug the reason our fellows from The East (Qong Cer Van Zi) are with you in your plight, if under tighter security regime. It's been in like all the papers, man. Awesome. Apparently, there's been this whole tax evasion thing going on down there in the Black Woods. The fellows have like been selling vast numbers of leisure slacks and action shirts to Millets for knock-down prices, and not like totally claiming it on their tax returns. That and some dodgy re-selling of spanking new Vectras to Dales Autos at Cro Qi Hill. It was totally a case of a fit-up by all accounts. The fuzz had gotten on the trail and the chaps you met were found red-handed with a Vauxhall full of well-pressed contraband at the Big Bite Cafe in Fulford. Like totally awesome.
Have to like go man. I am on a promise with The Chick, and then I'm at the temple for some female initiations tonight, so I will need to get some shut-eye and a quick meditate.
Like, totally take care of yourself dude. I have enclosed some shower gel in one of those totally cool squeezable jars with the cool, useful hook on the cap. Saves you bending down in the shower, if you like know what I mean, man.
Write soon.
Master Sim San
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