There aren't nearly enough signs in the world

suburbanforest is pleased to welcome everyone into 2008 with a timely warning. I am sure you are all glad we are here to keep you on the straight and narrow.
Hasn't the weather been mild for the time of year? We think we are in for a cold snap. Will have to get some gas in, and a few Abernethy biscuits in case of visitors.
But remember! Do no hold the wrong end of a chainsaw.