When Eva Forestry (Angelina Jolie) hears that the New Earwick cemetery where her grandfather is buried has been vandalized, she gathers her wheelchair-bound brother Crispin (Martin Jarvis) and several other friends together to see if grandpa's remains are still in one piece. While in the area, Eva and her friends decide to visit grandfather's old farmhouse. Unfortunately, a family of homicidal slaughterhouse workers who take their job home with them have taken over the house next door. Included amongst the brood is Leatherarse (Justin William Timberpond), a Hayaguchi-six-metre-telescopic-pruner-wielding human horror show who wears a face mask made out of human skin, hair, Terrier Bitter and dripping. Eva's friends are rapidly exterminated one-by-one by the next-door neighbours, leaving only Eva left to fight off Leatherarse and his clan.
What do you think? I think it could work
Wednesday, 16 July 2008
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2 comments:
Bud
I`m bored. You must be bored too.
It`s all too boring for words.
Not really working, is it?
Let`s be honest, foresters and that indulgent, vicarious scum they call arborioliologists are boring, self-absorbed, pontificating, pompous twats who need a good kick in the gob and should try doing a proper job.
Any ideas?
Where next for Ebor Forestry/Suburbanforest?
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